Q
Why are you always drunk
Anonymous
A

australiansanta:

im Australian


swordie:

i can hold a wet bar of soap better than a conversation

(via pizza)


sasssyslytherin:

what-about-fallout:

jesscats:

um the australian drinking age is 18 and the american one is 21 so hows your freedom feeling now america

It’s 21 because america cares about people knowing how it feels having a fully developed brain before you get the chance to destroy it unlike australia, so lets see were the concern for the health of your young citizens is working out.

mate chill out and have a drink

oh wait

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australians-assemble:

cutecourf:

iwriteblogsnottragedies:

purupurupikopuyo:

i still can’t believe wagga wagga, walla walla, bong bong, poowong, wonglepong and woolloomooloo are all 100% real place names in this country

you forgot wollongong

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I feel I should also inform you that Tittybong is a real place

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profpic:

i need to stop having full meals as snacks

(via australiansanta)


australiansanta:

fact: australians pronounce “what’s going on?” as “scarnon”

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youarefuckingmajestic:

LET ME TELL Y’ALL A THING. JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE DOESN’T WANT ALL UP ON IT, DOESN’T MEAN YOUR BODY ISN’T THE BOMB. IT JUST MEANS THAT THERE’S ANOTHER PERSON OUT THERE BETTER SUITED TO APPRECIATING YOUR ABSOLUTE MAJESTY.


thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

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